User Quinlan Vos has created comms chat Chat You’re Only Allowed In If You’re A Fruit.
User Quinlan Vos has added users CC-2012, CC-1010, Luminara Unduli, ET-012, and CC-2224 to the chat.
User CC-1010 has left the chat.
User Quinlan Vos has added user CC-1010 to the chat.
User CC-1010 has left the chat.
User Quinlan Vos has added user CC-1010 to the chat.
User Quinlan Vos has changed user CC-1010’s nickname to Foxy Mama.
User Quinlan Vos has changed user CC-2012’s nickname to Cryo My Beloved.
User Quinlan Vos has changed user Luminara Unduli’s nickname to Lumi.
User Quinlan Vos has changed user CC-2224’s nickname to Cody.
User Quinlan Vos has changed user ET-012’s nickname to Baby.
User Quinlan Vos has changed their nickname to Sexy.
Cryo My Beloved: get added to this chat to immediately take ten damage
Sexy: diagnosed with fruitcake
Lumi: Assigned Fruit At Birth
Foxy Mama: are we even allowed to be in a chat with generals?
Foxy Mama: I don’t like this.
Sexy: yeah it’s fine lmao
Sexy: it’s private communication, so under republic law it doesn’t matter
Sexy: also like
Sexy: i’m pretty sure nobody cares lmao
Foxy Mama: okay
Foxy Mama: wait how come General Unduli and Cody get normal names?
Sexy: respect
Cody: fear
Sexy: i should have left you on that street corner where you were standing
Lumi: you don’t have to address me by my rank, Commander. We may not know each other well, but you’re in this chat because you’re a friend, not because you’re a soldier
Cryo My Beloved: general I think you might have broken him
Cryo My Beloved: i love fox but he has the emotional range of a teaspoon
Baby: I don’t like my nickname
Cody: too bad, kih’vod
Baby: I’m not even that much younger than you!
Cody: Hunter, how old are you
Baby: eight years 7 months
Baby: I’m not a baby
Sexy: ……
Sexy: hmm don’t like that
Lumi: neither do I
Baby: what?
Cryo My Beloved: it’s nothing to do with you, Hunter
Cryo My Beloved: just shitty circumstances in a shitty war
Baby: I still don’t get it
Cody: to natborns, you’re a kid. Don’t forget, natborn 8 year olds can hardly be left alone. They’re 4th cyclers.
Cody: and even to the vode, you’re young for active duty
Baby: oh
Sexy: great! Now that we’ve brought two people to their emotional limits within a day of opening this chat, who wants to see a picture of Obi-Wan stuck in a tree?
Lumi: asd;kg;lk;lkjg YOU STILL HAVE THAT?
Sexy: do I look like someone who throws away blackmail material?
Sexy: [1 image attachment]
(Image ID: A forest in the late afternoon. The trees have silvery bark and pink leaves. In the foreground, there is a shorter tree with thick branches. Up near the top of the tree, Obi-Wan is just visible, dressed in Jedi robes and looking panicked. He is clearly stuck between two branches with no way of getting down. The picture is slightly blurry and tilted as though the photographer was in motion.]
Cryo My Beloved: ALSA;DGKD;FKJGLKDJA
Cryo My Beloved: HELLO?