Preface

Assigned Fruit At Birth
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/31422287.

Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
Gen
Fandoms:
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
Characters:
Quinlan Vos, Luminara Unduli, CC-2224 | Cody, Hunter (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), CC-1010 | Fox, CC-2012 | Cryo
Additional Tags:
Texting, chatfic, LGBTQ Character, (s), Quinlan Vos is a fucking menace, Hunter is a Child, Fox is. well. Fox, Clone Troopers Deserve Better (Star Wars), what. what is this, Minific, Stupid Screen Names, Chatting & Messaging, Humor
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2021-05-20 Words: 528 Chapters: 1/1

Assigned Fruit At Birth

Summary

User Quinlan Vos has created comms chat Chat You’re Only Allowed In If You’re A Fruit.
User Quinlan Vos has added users CC-2012, CC-1010, Luminara Unduli, ET-012, and CC-2224 to the chat.
User CC-1010 has left the chat.
User Quinlan Vos has added user CC-1010 to the chat.
User CC-1010 has left the chat.
User Quinlan Vos has added user CC-1010 to the chat.

Notes

I found this in my notes. I don't know. Just take it.
OH FUCK I FORGOT uhhh a big blog started using ET designations for tbb a few weeks back so I just want to say I've been using them since the beginning of January and came up with them independently.

Assigned Fruit At Birth

User Quinlan Vos has created comms chat Chat You’re Only Allowed In If You’re A Fruit. 

User Quinlan Vos has added users CC-2012, CC-1010, Luminara Unduli, ET-012, and CC-2224 to the chat. 

User CC-1010 has left the chat. 

User Quinlan Vos has added user CC-1010 to the chat. 

User CC-1010 has left the chat.

User Quinlan Vos has added user CC-1010 to the chat.

User Quinlan Vos has changed user CC-1010’s nickname to Foxy Mama.

User Quinlan Vos has changed user CC-2012’s nickname to Cryo My Beloved. 

User Quinlan Vos has changed user Luminara Unduli’s nickname to Lumi.

User Quinlan Vos has changed user CC-2224’s nickname to Cody. 

User Quinlan Vos has changed user ET-012’s nickname to Baby.

User Quinlan Vos has changed their nickname to Sexy.

 

Cryo My Beloved: get added to this chat to immediately take ten damage

 

Sexy: diagnosed with fruitcake

 

Lumi: Assigned Fruit At Birth

 

Foxy Mama: are we even allowed to be in a chat with generals?

Foxy Mama: I don’t like this. 

 

Sexy: yeah it’s fine lmao

Sexy: it’s private communication, so under republic law it doesn’t matter

Sexy: also like

Sexy: i’m pretty sure nobody cares lmao

 

Foxy Mama: okay

Foxy Mama: wait how come General Unduli and Cody get normal names?

 

Sexy: respect

 

Cody: fear

 

Sexy: i should have left you on that street corner where you were standing

 

Lumi: you don’t have to address me by my rank, Commander. We may not know each other well, but you’re in this chat because you’re a friend, not because you’re a soldier

 

Cryo My Beloved: general I think you might have broken him

Cryo My Beloved: i love fox but he has the emotional range of a teaspoon

 

Baby: I don’t like my nickname

 

Cody: too bad, kih’vod

 

Baby: I’m not even that much younger than you!

 

Cody: Hunter, how old are you

 

Baby: eight years 7 months

Baby: I’m not a baby

 

Sexy: ……

Sexy: hmm don’t like that

 

Lumi: neither do I

 

Baby: what?

 

Cryo My Beloved: it’s nothing to do with you, Hunter

Cryo My Beloved: just shitty circumstances in a shitty war

 

Baby: I still don’t get it

 

Cody: to natborns, you’re a kid. Don’t forget, natborn 8 year olds can hardly be left alone. They’re 4th cyclers. 

Cody: and even to the vode, you’re young for active duty

 

Baby: oh

 

Sexy: great! Now that we’ve brought two people to their emotional limits within a day of opening this chat, who wants to see a picture of Obi-Wan stuck in a tree?

 

Lumi: asd;kg;lk;lkjg YOU STILL HAVE THAT?

 

Sexy: do I look like someone who throws away blackmail material?

Sexy: [1 image attachment]

(Image ID: A forest in the late afternoon. The trees have silvery bark and pink leaves. In the foreground, there is a shorter tree with thick branches. Up near the top of the tree, Obi-Wan is just visible, dressed in Jedi robes and looking panicked. He is clearly stuck between two branches with no way of getting down. The picture is slightly blurry and tilted as though the photographer was in motion.] 

 

Cryo My Beloved: ALSA;DGKD;FKJGLKDJA

Cryo My Beloved: HELLO?





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